My dear Wardrobians, fear not! In spite of my lengthy absence, I have not abandoned you! To everyone who messaged me for the past couple weeks asking why I haven’t been around much, thank you for being so nice and checking up on me. <3 Truthfully, I’ve just been really sick, and it’s hard to be witty about wacky hipster clothing when you’re not feeling your best. But the good news is that I’m finally starting to get better, so let’s not delay this most urgent business any longer.
Guys…what the fuck is happening with Matt Smith’s mismatched socks? Is this proof that he suffers from color-blindness? Is he testing others for color-blindness? Did Arthur steal one sock from every pair in a strange form of hipster prankery, and now Matt is left with nothing but uncoordinated footwear? The world may never know.
